{"type":"standard","title":"Ted Uhlaender","displaytitle":"Ted Uhlaender","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7693827","titles":{"canonical":"Ted_Uhlaender","normalized":"Ted Uhlaender","display":"Ted Uhlaender"},"pageid":18623554,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Ted_Uhlaender_Indians.jpg","width":305,"height":393},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Ted_Uhlaender_Indians.jpg","width":305,"height":393},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266366333","tid":"f13208bd-c746-11ef-b187-79123dfe75fa","timestamp":"2024-12-31T07:14:58Z","description":"American baseball player (1939–2009)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Uhlaender","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Uhlaender?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Uhlaender?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ted_Uhlaender"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Uhlaender","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ted_Uhlaender","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Uhlaender?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ted_Uhlaender"}},"extract":"Theodore Otto Uhlaender was an American Major League Baseball outfielder for the Minnesota Twins, Cleveland Indians and Cincinnati Reds from 1965–1972. He is also the father of Olympic women's skeleton competitor Katie Uhlaender.","extract_html":"
Theodore Otto Uhlaender was an American Major League Baseball outfielder for the Minnesota Twins, Cleveland Indians and Cincinnati Reds from 1965–1972. He is also the father of Olympic women's skeleton competitor Katie Uhlaender.
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